MILF Rev’s Rave – Kali Thai

Intro… Today’s Kali Thai MILF is a real deal exotic hunny my very good peeps. A sativa dominant that goes long in flowering, too long for some of you for sure, but others, know why they love it! Like me!

Kali Thai – The Fast Deets

VARIETY NAME: Kali Thai

AVAILABILITY: Kingdom Organic Seeds, Breeding Stock – Kingdom Organic Seeds Online

BREEDER/ORIGIN: Opie Kenope

SIZE: Stretches 2.5x to 3.0x

WEIGHT/YIELD: Very Large

FLOWERING TIME: 100-107 Days

SATIVA/INDICA RATIO: 80/20 Sativa/Indica

LINEAGE: – Kali Mist x Juicyfruit Thai – all pre 2000 Genetics

FLAVORS/SMELLS: Bleu Cheese wrapped in Old Sweaty Socks & Juicyfruit Gum

BAG APPEAL: High; Wicked Dank, Looks and Smells

ONSET TIME: Big Ol’ Creeper; 15-20 Minutes

LENGTH OF EFFECTS: 2 ½ to 3 Hours

MEDICAL PROPERTIES: This one is wide open, and I really have no idea what it may do for medical users, however, the quality of the high is stupendous, and old school, Lumbo-like.

The Kali Thai Rundown—Hierarchy Etc.

Here’s a blast from the past right here amigos, hybridized by my old buddy Opie Kenope in the Lone Star State around 1999 and he was nice enough to give me some seeds back then, and what a treat it is to have these now, during the times of uber Frankenweeds everywhere. Opie acquired the Kali Mist from Serious Seeds and I’m not sure where he got his Juicyfruit Thai from, but he was a stickler for high quality, and again, it was sourced before the femmed and tweaked craze that really got insane over the last couple decades. Solid genetics here man and a true f1 hybrid made with two good ol’ IBLs (inbred lines).

Growing Information

GROWER: The Rev; all TLO, all the time!

The Kali Thai all grow strong and hassle free, not fussy about anything and are all good in high heat and low water. They will stretch a bit into flowering and will get 2.5x their size going into flowering, depending on root mass/establishment. The buds are rock hard and smell strongly Juicyfruit Gum and stinky cheese, LoL, mesmerizing is what it is! Check out another MILF, Rusty Haze

Afterword Smoking Kali Thai with Rev

This is not what I would call “Adventure Weeds” as many of the sativa dominants I like are. This baybee reminds me way more of old school Columbian and stuff like Rooi Bart, from Africa. Very potent, with a right between the eyes hammer-time, followed by a body-wide and full brain melt, heh heh, seriously narcotic and very fun too, as she is not sleep inducing at all. No important math, reading, or operating heavy machinery should be attempted while under her influences. A rare treat here, like a very rare, exotic, like a tasty and potent fine wine, I know the flavors sound questionable, but trust me, they are addictive like mad!